The Real “99 Ways to Die!” (Featuring The Best Suicide Methods)

Nope, this is not about Megadeth’s infamous song, this is the real 99 ways to die! If you feel like quitting the whole life drama and you think your existence does not matter anymore, then you have come to the right path – Death. As mysterious as it may sound, people don’t want to talk about it and no one wants to be in that state yet, nevertheless it is still inescapable. It will come right at your feet at the right moment and at the right place. But if you can’t wait any longer and you felt the need to end the life process yourself, then it seems like death is your only deliverer.

Where else can you find the best information about killing yourself? Here's a list that offers you some of the best suicide methods, free for public usage. Well, you’ll only gonna die once so why not leave a lasting legacy before your departure, something that will make the living remember you. It is assumed you read the warning beforehand.

1. Wrist cutting by knife, blade or scissors

2. Drowning in the sea (jump from a ship or a boat)

3. Suffocation using a plastic bag

4. Suffocation by breathing inert gasses (Helium, Nitrogen, Argon)

5. Sleep for a long time inside an air-conditioned vehicle

6. Electrocution by any device with electricity + water

7. Jumping from height (from a high rise building, bridge, dam, cliff, stairs)

8. Gunshot wound, a firearm aimed at head, mouth or under the chin

9. Hanging using a strong rope

10. Drive through a fast moving car, resulting in a vehicular impact

11. Jump directly in front of a moving train

12. Intentional aircraft crash

13. Get in the middle of a highway with 10 wheeler trucks

14. Let a stingray impale your heart

15. Jump into an active volcano

16. Burn (using gasoline and a lighter)

17. Use Aerosol products excessively in a confined space

18. Get struck by a massive bolt of lightning

19. Get eaten by a shark

20. Swim in Piranha-infested waters

21. Play a video game for 50 hours straight with no rest

22. Make a small incision in your stomach and pull out your intestines

23. Look for a hungry grizzly bear

24. Slit your throat

25. Drown in your own urine (get a large drum and fill it with your urine)

26. Get a pet cobra and play with it

27. Jump into a quicksand

28. Travel and live in a place where there is Malaria

29. Find a food factory with a large meat grinder and sneak naked into it.

30. Get lots of explosives and strap them around your body

31. Slice your body using a chainsaw

32. Smash your skull using a hammer

33. Get yourself in a jail and provoke the prisoners

34. Play in a gig, and then pour beer to your body while holding the electric guitar

35. Beheading (you might need some assistance here)

36. Drug overdose

37. Get a large syringe and inject air into your blood stream

38. Follow the Samurai ritual, take a sword and plunge it into your abdomen

39. Starve yourself

40. Dehydrate yourself

41. Sleeping pills overdose

42. Chemical poisoning (cleaners, industrial fluids, insecticides, cyanide)

43. Drink alcohol excessively

44. Get bitten by a stray dog with rabies

45. Whipping or lashing (you might need some assistance here)

46. Mutilate yourself until you lose blood

47. Stab yourself using a screwdriver

48. Food poisoning (expired or dirty street foods)

49. Use Anesthetics, slash open your chest then pull your heart out

50. Laugh for 30 minutes straight until your heart stops

51. Lock yourself up in a walk-in freezer found in fast food chains' kitchen

52. Cover your whole face with a pillow (you might need some assistance here)

53. Find a coconut tree and wait for the falling coconut

54. Be dragged by a moving vehicle

55. Get bitten by a venomous spider

56. Climb the Alps and wait for an avalanche

57. Hike in the mountains with inadequate clothing and equipment

58. Swim in a cold water and freeze to death

59. Get scalded by hot water

60. Excessively smoke Marijuana while drinking Brandy

61. Break the world diving record without using an oxygen tank

62. Decapitation by a helicopter blade

63. Go to a remote forest, handcuff yourself to a tree then throw the key

64. Drink large quantities of water without urinating

65. Let a rat urinate on your open wound

66. Look for a construction site and wait for falling debris

67. Blood transfusion with a wrong blood type

68. Go to a remote tribe and offer yourself as a human sacrifice

69. Search for poisonous plants and eat it

70. Be eaten alive by fire ants, mosquitoes, wasps and other insects

71. Kill an elephant and let it fall on top of you

72. Drink a molten gold

73. Crucifixion (you might need some assistance here)

74. Eat fatty or high-cholesterol foods excessively

75. Choking on a ham sandwich or a fish bone

76. Get skinned alive using a sharp blade (you might need some assistance here)

77. A red-hot iron inserted in your anus

78. Overeating

79. Water rafting through the strong rapids without any gears

80. Rock climbing without equipments

81. Skydive without a parachute

82. Jump inside a lion cage in a Zoo

83. Swallow a toothpick

84. Strangle yourself with an electrical cord or an Ethernet cable

85. Streak outdoors in a sub-zero weather

86. Plead to be sent in a space mission instead of monkey

87. Disconnect the breaks of your car

88. Bash your head against a metal pole

89. Copy Prince of Persia's acrobatic stunts

90. Get eaten by a cannibal, or look for someone who wants to eat your flesh

91. Get stranded purposely while scuba diving

92. Trap your head inside the elevator with your body still outside (must be a malfunctioning elevator)

93. Get trapped inside a cabinet for a week

94. Submit to anal intercourse with a stallion

95. Provoke hungry tigers

96. Stuff toilet paper in your mouth until you suffocate

97. Get decapitated by flying steel roofs during a hurricane

98. Get a surfboard and surf the Tsunami

99. Get buried alive (you might need some assistance here)

Some of these are just the old-school suicide methods, which might be boring for you. And the rest are no doubt the coolest ways to die creatively.  Some had actually been proven and tested. So you think you can handle this? Then think again!

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