Nope, this is not about Megadeth’s infamous song, this is the real 99 ways to die! If you feel like quitting the whole life drama and you think your existence does not matter anymore, then you have come to the right path – Death. As mysterious as it may sound, people don’t want to talk about it and no one wants to be in that state yet, nevertheless it is still inescapable. It will come right at your feet at the right moment and at the right place. But if you can’t wait any longer and you felt the need to end the life process yourself, then it seems like death is your only deliverer.
Where else can you find the best information about killing yourself? Here's a list that offers you some of the best suicide methods, free for public usage. Well, you’ll only gonna die once so why not leave a lasting legacy before your departure, something that will make the living remember you. It is assumed you read the warning beforehand.
1. Wrist cutting by knife, blade or scissors
2. Drowning in the sea (jump from a ship or a boat)
3. Suffocation using a plastic bag
4. Suffocation by breathing inert gasses (Helium, Nitrogen, Argon)
5. Sleep for a long time inside an air-conditioned vehicle
6. Electrocution by any device with electricity + water
7. Jumping from height (from a high rise building, bridge, dam, cliff, stairs)
8. Gunshot wound, a firearm aimed at head, mouth or under the chin
9. Hanging using a strong rope
10. Drive through a fast moving car, resulting in a vehicular impact
11. Jump directly in front of a moving train
12. Intentional aircraft crash
13. Get in the middle of a highway with 10 wheeler trucks
14. Let a stingray impale your heart
15. Jump into an active volcano
16. Burn (using gasoline and a lighter)
17. Use Aerosol products excessively in a confined space
18. Get struck by a massive bolt of lightning
19. Get eaten by a shark
20. Swim in Piranha-infested waters
21. Play a video game for 50 hours straight with no rest
22. Make a small incision in your stomach and pull out your intestines
23. Look for a hungry grizzly bear
24. Slit your throat
25. Drown in your own urine (get a large drum and fill it with your urine)
26. Get a pet cobra and play with it
27. Jump into a quicksand
28. Travel and live in a place where there is Malaria
29. Find a food factory with a large meat grinder and sneak naked into it.
30. Get lots of explosives and strap them around your body
31. Slice your body using a chainsaw
32. Smash your skull using a hammer
33. Get yourself in a jail and provoke the prisoners
34. Play in a gig, and then pour beer to your body while holding the electric guitar
35. Beheading (you might need some assistance here)
36. Drug overdose
37. Get a large syringe and inject air into your blood stream
38. Follow the Samurai ritual, take a sword and plunge it into your abdomen
39. Starve yourself
40. Dehydrate yourself
41. Sleeping pills overdose
42. Chemical poisoning (cleaners, industrial fluids, insecticides, cyanide)
43. Drink alcohol excessively
44. Get bitten by a stray dog with rabies
45. Whipping or lashing (you might need some assistance here)
46. Mutilate yourself until you lose blood
47. Stab yourself using a screwdriver
48. Food poisoning (expired or dirty street foods)
49. Use Anesthetics, slash open your chest then pull your heart out
50. Laugh for 30 minutes straight until your heart stops
51. Lock yourself up in a walk-in freezer found in fast food chains' kitchen
52. Cover your whole face with a pillow (you might need some assistance here)
53. Find a coconut tree and wait for the falling coconut
54. Be dragged by a moving vehicle
55. Get bitten by a venomous spider
56. Climb the Alps and wait for an avalanche
57. Hike in the mountains with inadequate clothing and equipment
58. Swim in a cold water and freeze to death
59. Get scalded by hot water
60. Excessively smoke Marijuana while drinking Brandy
61. Break the world diving record without using an oxygen tank
62. Decapitation by a helicopter blade
63. Go to a remote forest, handcuff yourself to a tree then throw the key
64. Drink large quantities of water without urinating
65. Let a rat urinate on your open wound
66. Look for a construction site and wait for falling debris
67. Blood transfusion with a wrong blood type
68. Go to a remote tribe and offer yourself as a human sacrifice
69. Search for poisonous plants and eat it
70. Be eaten alive by fire ants, mosquitoes, wasps and other insects
71. Kill an elephant and let it fall on top of you
72. Drink a molten gold
73. Crucifixion (you might need some assistance here)
74. Eat fatty or high-cholesterol foods excessively
75. Choking on a ham sandwich or a fish bone
76. Get skinned alive using a sharp blade (you might need some assistance here)
77. A red-hot iron inserted in your anus
78. Overeating
79. Water rafting through the strong rapids without any gears
80. Rock climbing without equipments
81. Skydive without a parachute
82. Jump inside a lion cage in a Zoo
83. Swallow a toothpick
84. Strangle yourself with an electrical cord or an Ethernet cable
85. Streak outdoors in a sub-zero weather
86. Plead to be sent in a space mission instead of monkey
87. Disconnect the breaks of your car
88. Bash your head against a metal pole
89. Copy Prince of Persia's acrobatic stunts
90. Get eaten by a cannibal, or look for someone who wants to eat your flesh
91. Get stranded purposely while scuba diving
92. Trap your head inside the elevator with your body still outside (must be a malfunctioning elevator)
93. Get trapped inside a cabinet for a week
94. Submit to anal intercourse with a stallion
95. Provoke hungry tigers
96. Stuff toilet paper in your mouth until you suffocate
97. Get decapitated by flying steel roofs during a hurricane
98. Get a surfboard and surf the Tsunami
99. Get buried alive (you might need some assistance here)
Some of these are just the old-school suicide methods, which might be boring for you. And the rest are no doubt the coolest ways to die creatively. Some had actually been proven and tested. So you think you can handle this? Then think again!
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